Fun Stuff

Humor of the Month:

Here's some fun one-liners to share with your friends and colleagues:

  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

  • In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

  • Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

  • Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

  • Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.

  • My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

  • My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).

  • My dog can lick anybody.

From OFF THE WALL